Menu - Current Available Beers
Here are the current beers we have available. Starting Friday August 13th with Nefarious Plan A, this menu is slowly going to be propagated with delectable beers available through Liquor Marts, Select Beer Stores, and of course, Torque Brewing who is making our beer!
Nefarious Plan "A"
473 ml. can: $3.50
WTF IS A YELLOW ALE?
Well, it's not a red ale or a brown ale, and it's yellow, so we're calling it a yellow ale. We don't brew beer to fit someone else's predefined category! Our Nefarious Plan A is an aromatic hop forward ale, one that is smooth, tasty, and easy to drink. It follows through with a balanced, flavourful, light grainy character, to a clean refreshing finish. Pairing well with practically anything, this thirst quenching ale is best shared with a friend, so don't be cheap - pick up a second can! This is our Nefarious Plan - global domination through beer, and Plan A is just the beginning. Bwah-ha-ha!
~ Doctor P. D. McDastardly; Master Brewer, Genius, Professor of Zymurgy, and Evil Mad Scientist
5% alc./vol. 20 IBUs 4 SRM
Release Date: August 13, 2021 (Yes - Friday the 13th!)
Diabolically Decadent - Brown Ale
473 ml. can: $3.70
This decadent treat of a beer is rich and malty, but also hoppy. Earthy hop aromas of pine and stone fruit up front blend well with flavours of caramel, chocolate and espresso malts. The body is smooth and well rounded, and finishes with a pleasant residual hop taste reminiscent of spruce tips.
5.3% alc./vol. 32 IBUs 26.0 SRM
Release Date: October 18 2021
Purchase our beer now!
Visit our brewing partner - Torque Brewing - where our beers are currently being made. You can purchase from their website and also arrange for pick up and delivery.
Menu - Forthcoming Beers
These are the beers that we are actively working on bringing to the market. Watch for them soon at a purveyor of fermented malt products near you.
Dark Matter Machine - Black Ale
$473 ml. can: $TBA
It is a dark and flavourful ale without being to heavy. This black ale is a fusion of classic styled Irish Dry Stout and a more modern North American Stout. It will satisfy those 'dark side' fans with notes of espresso and roasted malt. Clean, dry and not so strong that you can't have another.
5.2% alc./vol. 46 IBUs 38.8 SRM
Expected Winter/Spring 2022
Sinister Intentions - New England I.P.A
473 ml. can: $TBA
Hoptacular, hopalicious, hoplectible, hoptastic, hopderful, and hopendous! This will be our hoppiest beer yet.
5ish% Lots of IBUs Typical SRM
Expected Winter/Spring 2022
Menu - Prototypes concepts and Hypotheticals
These are the beers we have in our good idea box (and by good idea box we actually mean evil idea box, that has great ideas. Great and evil Ideas, in a box. For future villainy.)
Look up there! It's huge! It's red! It's a giant beer dispensing airship! Yes you heard right, and airship! Also known as a blimp, a lighter than air aircraft, or...a dirigible! It has been too long since the sky was full of these giants, and mark our words they will return once again! Our homage to these mighty airships is this fine red ale. Ours boasts a malt forward aroma and a caramelly toasty toffee character. Hop flavours are mildly earthy, and over all this is a smooth sessionable beer. We can't wait for our ales to take to the sky in our very own Dreaded Dirigible!
Responsibly - Light Yellow Ale
Drink Responsibly! It's a tasty beer endorsed by socially responsible drinkers everywhere! And why wouldn't you want a beer with moderate alcoholic fortitude? It means you can just drink more! And since each Responsibly contains more water, it keeps you healthy and hydrated. Same with our bank accounts - we're selling you more water for the same amount of coins! Ka-ching!
The Evil Horse With No Name - Brown Porter
Of Course, Evil Horse! Even Villains need faithful steeds. Look at the horses from Lord of the Ring's Ring Wraiths. Like a regular horse, only more evil and suited to a lifestyle of mayhem and global domination The white riders from Game of Thrones had skeletal mounts. And we all know Bad Horse from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog. Minion: "...should we let him get away...", Bad Horse: "Neigh".
Dark Helmet's Speed of Plaid - Hazy IPA
Okay speed freaks, lesson time from Evil University. First there was Light Speed (blah blah blah science science science boring). Once that was improved upon we had Ridiculous Speed. But that wasn't all, as Ludicrous Speed was soon to follow, and by follow we really mean go so fast as to jump ahead of Ridiculous Speed. But Ludicrous speed was never fast enough to compete remotely with Plaid Speed. And now you know.
Flying Monkey Mesmeronic Nuggets Stout - Coffee Enriched Black Ale
Well you've heard of monkey poo coffee? Well our evil team of evil geniuses have fed barley to specially bred genetically modified evil monkeys, who in turn poop only the darkest nuggets, which then infuse the tastiest of stouts. And sorry animal rights people, monkeys were harmed in the process, being the inferior lower life form that they are. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
Remote Controlled Cats! - White Ale
And you thought they acted like that of their own accord. Well your wrong. All the brains of all the cats are networked into our mega super uber computer, and it is our nefarious algorithyms that make them that way. And once we get the bugs out of the system, all your catnip will be ours!
A Necessary Evil - IPA
A name synonymous with ...well...a basic ale. I mean who uses the term ale anymore (we do - we're rebels). It's IPA this and IPA that and most all of them aren't even traditional India Pale Ales. We've got New Enlgand, West Coast, No Coast, Belgian, American, Black, Brown, Red, Rye, White, English, Double, Triple, Quadruple, Brut, Milkshake, Imperial, Session, Sour, Fruited, Wet Hop, Dry Hop, and even Argentinian IPAs. Like really..whose idea was to call all beer IPA? Use the term BEER, or is 4 letters to many for you? Are you some kind of bearded mutant hipster? (That might be a good beer name). So anyways, this beer is a classic India Pale Ale, aromatic, bitter, hoppy, malty with resiny notes in the finish. We hope the Queen won't be too disappointed in us.
Bearded Mutant Hipster - A Sessionable New England Style West Coast Fusion Belgian White Milkshake Double Wet Hopped Fruited Milkshake Sour Red Rye India Pale Ale
$1 Beard + Cash
For a complete description of this beer read the friggin' name you hipster! Hint....we won't be making this beer unless you pay us obscene amounts of money. And shave off your beards.
See "A Damned Good Rant" below.
A Damned Good Rant
See "Megamaniacal Monologue" above.
The Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight
Boom baby yeah!
Elixer of Transmogrification
Girk Dentley's Green Fireball
A cocktail as strange as the mage who created the Green Fireball Spell! Made better with Beer!
Flight of the Beer Baron
A tasty sampling of all our beers! Just wait...and wait....and wait.....as we wait for permits and licenses and inspectors and contractors and trades people and muralists and painters and financial officers and bankers and accountants and brewers and crafts people and furniture makers and more permits and more licenses and and and and......and eventually we'll have beer flights in our own place. Oh yes! There will be flights and they will be amazing!