Look up there!  It's huge!  It's red!  It's a giant beer dispensing airship!  Yes you heard right, and airship!  Also known as a blimp, a lighter than air aircraft, or...a dirigible!  It has been too long since the sky was full of these giants, and mark our words they will return once again!  Our homage to these mighty airships is this fine red ale.  Ours boasts a malt forward aroma and a caramelly toasty toffee character.  Hop flavours are mildly earthy, and over all this is a smooth sessionable beer.  We can't wait for our ales to take to the sky in our very own Dreaded Dirigible!

Drink Responsibly!  It's a tasty beer endorsed by socially responsible drinkers everywhere!  And why wouldn't you want a beer with moderate alcoholic fortitude?  It means you can just drink more!  And since each Responsibly contains more water, it keeps you healthy and hydrated.  Same with our bank accounts - we're selling you more water for the same amount of coins!  Ka-ching!

Of Course, Evil Horse!  Even Villains need faithful steeds.  Look at the horses from Lord of the Ring's Ring Wraiths.  Like a regular horse, only more evil and suited to a lifestyle of mayhem and global domination  The white riders from Game of Thrones had skeletal mounts.  And we all know Bad Horse from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.  Minion: "...should we let him get away...", Bad Horse: "Neigh".

Okay speed freaks, lesson time from Evil University.  First there was Light Speed (blah blah blah science science science boring).  Once that was improved upon we had Ridiculous Speed.  But that wasn't all, as Ludicrous Speed was soon to follow, and by follow we really mean go so fast as to jump ahead of Ridiculous Speed.  But Ludicrous speed was never fast enough to compete remotely with Plaid Speed.  And now you know.

Well you've heard of monkey poo coffee?  Well our evil team of evil geniuses have fed barley to specially bred genetically modified evil monkeys, who in turn poop only the darkest nuggets, which then infuse the tastiest of stouts.  And sorry animal rights people, monkeys were harmed in the process, being the inferior lower life form that they are.  Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

And you thought they acted like that of their own accord.  Well your wrong.  All the brains of all the cats are networked into our mega super uber computer, and it is our nefarious algorithyms that make them that way.  And once we get the bugs out of the system, all your catnip will be ours!

A name synonymous with ...well...a basic ale.  I mean who uses the term ale anymore (we do - we're rebels).  It's IPA this and IPA that and most all of them aren't even traditional India Pale Ales.  We've got New Enlgand, West Coast, No Coast, Belgian, American, Black, Brown, Red, Rye, White, English, Double, Triple, Quadruple, Brut, Milkshake, Imperial, Session, Sour, Fruited, Wet Hop, Dry Hop, and even Argentinian IPAs.  Like really..whose idea was to call all beer IPA?  Use the term BEER, or is 4 letters to many for you?  Are you some kind of bearded mutant hipster? (That might be a good beer name).  So anyways, this beer is a classic India Pale Ale, aromatic, bitter, hoppy, malty with resiny notes in the finish.  We hope the Queen won't be too disappointed in us.

For a complete description of this beer read the friggin' name you hipster!  Hint....we won't be making this beer unless you pay us obscene amounts of money.  And shave off your beards.

See "A Damned Good Rant" below.

See "Megamaniacal Monologue" above.

Boom baby yeah!

Ch-ch-ch-changes!

A cocktail as strange as the mage who created the Green Fireball Spell!  Made better with Beer!

A tasty sampling of all our beers!  Just wait...and wait....and wait.....as we wait for permits and licenses and inspectors and contractors and trades people and muralists and painters and financial officers and bankers and accountants and brewers and crafts people and furniture makers and more permits and more licenses and and and and......and eventually we'll have beer flights in our own place.  Oh yes!  There will be flights and they will be amazing!