Menu - Current Available Beers

Here are the current beers we have available through Liquor Marts, Winnipeg and Manitoba Beer Stores, Local Restaurants and Bars, and of course, Torque Brewing who is making our beer!

Planet Smasher - Pale Ale
$4.40 / 473 ml can
Seasonal Release - Limited Quantities Available

It was a great plan......threaten the world leaders into a grand extortion scheme by smashing an asteroid into the earth. Yes our Trajectory Re-aligning Asteroid Deviator (T.R.A.D.) was working fine.....until N.A.S.A. went and ruined everything with their Double Asteroid Redirection Test (D.A.R.T.) program, and pushing it off course. Damned scientists! I'll get you N.A.S.A.!!!

This beer is a S.M.A.S.H. brew, meaning Single Malt and Single Hop.  It is a fun way to play with a limited number of ingredients to really see what they do.  When you taste the malt and hop profiles here, you know that you're tasting only one malt, and only one hop.

Using Gambrinus ESB malt gives this beer a unique British flavour, with robust bread, grain and cereal flavours with notes of honey and a mild nuttiness. The Comet hop is zesty with grapefruit and tangerine, but is backed by some unique grassy and herbal elements. Some brewers describe Comet's unique aroma as "Wild American"

5.3% alc./vol.         38 IBUs         5.5 SRM 
Release Date:  May 4th, 2023

Sinister Intentions - New England I.P.A
$4.20 / 473 ml can

Every villain needs a sinister laugh! It kind of goes with the territory of hatching evil plans, world domination, nefarious inventions, and having a secret lair from which to brew up one’s “Sinister Intentions!”

Our Sinister Intentions New England I.P.A. is an ale that is hazy in appearance, bursting with aromas and flavours of luscious stone fruit and tropical fruit forward hoppiness. The taste is juicy, creamy and rich without being sweet. It finishes soft and smooth and lingers dreamily on the palate enticing you to have another sip!

Global domination through better beer! We could put a giant laser on the moon and hold the earth for ransom, but making tasty flavourful beers you simply can’t resist, just seems so much more…..sinister! BREW-HOO-HAA-HAA!!!

6.0%  alc/vol.         18 IBUs            5 SRM
Release Date:   July 4, 2022.

Red Planet Rocketeer- Red Ale 
$3.90 / 473 ml Can

Rockets to Mars? Yes, that’s in the plans. Where else would we build our first non-earth brewery? (the moon doesn’t count) Of course we’re going to build rockets, what self respecting ka-jillionaire evil genius isn’t doing that these days? Lets face it, rockets are cool!

Our Red Ale is a malt focused beer, with hints of toffee and caramel up front balanced with a roasty dryness and grainy, biscuity character in the finish. Earthy hops are subdued in this ruby red ale that finishes clean, soft, and smooth.

Can we migrate to mars? Modern science seems to think so. And what are we going to do when we get to the Red Planet? Build a space brewery of course! Martians will need beer! So have a red ale for the red planet!

4.9% alc./vol.         22 IBUs           11.4 SRM
Release Date:  May 13, 2022 

 Infernal Fusion Machine - Black Ale
$3.90 / 473 ml Can

What is fusion exactly? Fusion is the process that powers the sun and the stars, creating a hellish infernal environment. Fusing atoms together releases nearly four million times more energy than a chemical reaction such as the burning of coal, oil or gas. Imagine the havoc one could wreak with such a dreaded device!

Our Infernal Fusion Machine Black Ale is a fusion of a classic Irish Dry Stout and a bold North American Stout. It has the espresso flavours of roasted malt with the bold character of Maris Otter malt. The colour is deep black with hops enough to bind it all together. A devilishly delicious combination!

5.2% alc./vol.           46 IBUs          38.8 SRM
Release Date: Fe-brew-ary 14, 2022

Diabolically Decadent - Brown Ale
$3.70 / 473 ml Can

This beer is dark, delicious, and decidedly diabolical! This decadent treat of a beer is nice and malty, but also hoppy. Earthy hop aromas of pine and stone fruit up front blend well with flavours of Caramel, chocolate and espresso malts. The body is medium rich and well rounded, and finishes with a pleasant residual hop taste reminiscent of spruce tips. And it goes well with cookies..

NEWS FLASH!!! Gold Medal Winner! Our Diabolically Decadent Brown Ale Placed first at the Prairie Beer Awards June 2022.
  
5.3% alc./vol.          32 IBUs          26.0 SRM

Release Date: October 18 2021.

Nefarious Plan "A" - Dry Hopped Yellow Ale
$3.50 / 473ml Can          

Our first beer - Nefarious Plan A - Dry Hopped Yellow ale is a modern spin on the classic pre-prohibition beer style of Cream Ale. Smooth, rich, satisfying, with low bitterness and overtones of bready grains. it starts with a generous bouquet of citrus hops and tropical fruits. It is an easy drinking sessionable beer that pairs well with pretty much any foods or snacks. Nefarious Plan A is a great alternative to other yellow beers like Lagers and Pilsners. Historically Cream Ale was North America's answer to the Pilsners coming out of Europe. Modern day dry hopping techniques were added to give this classic a fresh new profile. Try this on your favourite restaurant patio, camping at the music fest, sitting on the dock at the lake or any social gathering where a quaffable lighter beer is desired.

5% alc./vol.          20 IBUs          4 SRM

Release Date: August 13, 2021 (Yes - Friday the 13th!).

Menu - Forthcoming Beers

These are the beers that we are actively working on bringing to the market.  Watch for them soon at a purveyor of fermented malt products near you.

A Necessary Evil - IPA

473 ml. can: $TBA

A name synonymous with ...well...a basic ale. I mean who uses the term ale anymore (we do - we're rebels). It's IPA this and IPA that and most all of them aren't even traditional India Pale Ales. We've got New Enlgand, West Coast, No Coast, Belgian, American, Black, Brown, Red, Rye, White, English, Double, Triple, Quadruple, Brut, Milkshake, Imperial, Session, Sour, Fruited, Wet Hop, Dry Hop, and even Argentinian IPAs. Like really..whose idea was to call all beer IPA? Use the term BEER, or is 4 letters to many for you? Are you some kind of bearded mutant hipster? (That might be a good beer name). So anyways, this beer is a classic India Pale Ale, aromatic, bitter, hoppy, malty with resiny notes in the finish. We hope the Queen won't be too disappointed in us.

5.5ish% +/- alc/vol.          Lots of IBUs          Typical SRM

Expected: Winter 2022

REmote Controlled Cats! - White Ale

473 ml. can: $TBA

And you thought they acted like that of their own accord. Well your wrong. All the brains of all the cats are networked into our mega super uber computer, and it is our nefarious algorithyms that make them that way. And once we get the bugs out of the system, all your catnip will be ours!

5.5ish% +/- alc/vol.          Lots of IBUs           Typical SRM

Expected: Winter 2022

Menu - Prototypes concepts and Hypotheticals

These are the beers we have in our good idea box (and by good idea box we actually mean evil idea box, that has great ideas.  Great and evil Ideas, in a box.  For future villainy.)

Dreaded Dirigible

$3.70

Look up there!  It's huge!  It's red!  It's a giant beer dispensing airship!  Yes you heard right, and airship!  Also known as a blimp, a lighter than air aircraft, or...a dirigible!  It has been too long since the sky was full of these giants, and mark our words they will return once again!  Our homage to these mighty airships is this fine red ale.  Ours boasts a malt forward aroma and a caramelly toasty toffee character.  Hop flavours are mildly earthy, and over all this is a smooth sessionable beer.  We can't wait for our ales to take to the sky in our very own Dreaded Dirigible!

Responsibly - Light Yellow Ale

$ TBA

Drink Responsibly!  It's a tasty beer endorsed by socially responsible drinkers everywhere!  And why wouldn't you want a beer with moderate alcoholic fortitude?  It means you can just drink more!  And since each Responsibly contains more water, it keeps you healthy and hydrated.  Same with our bank accounts - we're selling you more water for the same amount of coins!  Ka-ching!

The Evil Horse With No Name - Brown Porter

$ TBA

Of Course, Evil Horse!  Even Villains need faithful steeds.  Look at the horses from Lord of the Ring's Ring Wraiths.  Like a regular horse, only more evil and suited to a lifestyle of mayhem and global domination  The white riders from Game of Thrones had skeletal mounts.  And we all know Bad Horse from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.  Minion: "...should we let him get away...", Bad Horse: "Neigh".

Dark Helmet's Speed of Plaid - Hazy IPA

$ TBA

Okay speed freaks, lesson time from Evil University.  First there was Light Speed (blah blah blah science science science boring).  Once that was improved upon we had Ridiculous Speed.  But that wasn't all, as Ludicrous Speed was soon to follow, and by follow we really mean go so fast as to jump ahead of Ridiculous Speed.  But Ludicrous speed was never fast enough to compete remotely with Plaid Speed.  And now you know.

Flying Monkey Mesmeronic Nuggets Stout - Coffee Enriched Black Ale

$ TBA

Well you've heard of monkey poo coffee?  Well our evil team of evil geniuses have fed barley to specially bred genetically modified evil monkeys, who in turn poop only the darkest nuggets, which then infuse the tastiest of stouts.  And sorry animal rights people, monkeys were harmed in the process, being the inferior lower life form that they are.  Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

Bearded Mutant Hipster - A Sessionable New England Style West Coast Fusion Belgian White Milkshake Double Wet Hopped Fruited Milkshake Sour Red Rye India Pale Ale

$1 Beard + Cash

For a complete description of this beer read the friggin' name you hipster!  Hint....we won't be making this beer unless you pay us obscene amounts of money.  And shave off your beards.

Megamaniacal Monologue

$ TBA

See "A Damned Good Rant" below.

A Damned Good Rant

$ TBA

See "Megamaniacal Monologue" above.

The Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight

$ TBA

Boom baby yeah!

Elixer of Transmogrification

$ TBA

Ch-ch-ch-changes!

Girk Dentley's Green Fireball

$ TBA

A cocktail as strange as the mage who created the Green Fireball Spell!  Made better with Beer!

Flight of the Beer Baron

$100 +/-

A tasty sampling of all our beers!  Just wait...and wait....and wait.....as we wait for permits and licenses and inspectors and contractors and trades people and muralists and painters and financial officers and bankers and accountants and brewers and crafts people and furniture makers and more permits and more licenses and and and and......and eventually we'll have beer flights in our own place.  Oh yes!  There will be flights and they will be amazing!