Welcome to the secret lair of Dr. P.D. McDastardly
(Evil Genius, Zymurgical Wizard, and Mad Doctor of Fermentology)

Brewing Despicably Dastardly Delicious Ales in Secret for over 25 years!

Yes, ales of unquestionable character, is what we do best.  Beers the like and scope of which will be sure to amaze your palate and mesmerize your intellect.  Epic and glorious beers!  Beers that will bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses.  We know how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.  And they are mighty tasty too!

You will never find a more wretched hive of Beer and Villainy!

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Business Hours

The Taproom isn't built yet, but you can still pick up our Merch.

Monday - Friday

12:00pm – 06:00pm


12:00pm – 04:00pm



New Merchandise being added weekly.

Welcome to our nefarious secret laboratory

By using new experimental and dangerously provocative scientific procedures and alchemical processes sure to confound your understanding of everything that is considered traditional knowledge, we excel at creating exceptional brews of outanding depth and desirable character.

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