Dr. McDastardly's History of the Future

A Chronological Telling of the Building of The World's Best Evil Small Brewery as Seen Through the Quantum Flux Temporal Stasis Generator.

Makers of Beer Flavoured Beer

This modern era has shown us that humankind has strayed far away from the traditional pursuits of fine craft brewing.  Make good beer and they will come, that is our belief.  These new fangled modern beers with their laboratory derived synthetic flavours are strange obsure deviants from the accepted norm.  The time to remedy this is now.

Time to drink real beer with real beer flavour!

Our History

2023 and beyond.....

Something Sinister is Brewing in the secret lab!

More exciting beers are coming as a vanguard to the brewery itself! Stay tuned citizens - more details to come!

2023, August

The Evil Dr. Franc-N-Blanc

Seasonal beer #2 is launched!  Flavoured with coriander and orange peel, our white/blanche/wit beer is sure to be a summer hit!  Too bad everyone is on strike......

2023, July 23

Some Villain has a new logo

A bigger villain than us creates worldwide panic and signals the start of the end of civilization!  And without killer robots.

May 4th, 2023

Planet Smasher!

The first of our Seasonal Beers!  Featuring Local Art!  Planet Smasher is a classic Pale Ale, made with only one malt, Gambrinus ESB, and one hop, Comet (which seemed appropriate for smashing planets with....)

Sept 26, 2022

Plan A is for Asteroid

It was a great plan.  So great that we named our first beer after it.  Threaten the world leaders into a grand extortion scheme by smashing an asteroid into the earth.  Yes our Trajectory Re-aligning Asteroid Deviator (T.R.A.D.) was working fine.....until N.A.S.A. went and ruined everything with their (D.A.R.T.) program, and pushing it off course.  Damned scientists!  I'll get you N.A.S.A.!!!!

2022, June 6 

Red Planet Rocketeer

 Of course, we’re going to build rockets! And we’ll get them to Mars before Elon Musk does. Who do you trust more, Mr Twitterface or distinguished geniuses like us! And besides our red ale is redder than the red planet itself!

June 5, 2022

Basic Alchemy - We made Gold from Beer

While Alchemy has always been a pursuit of Doctor P.D. McDastardly, this time he has succeeded in turning beer into gold.  Yes, his secret recipe for Diabolically Decadent Brown Ale has earned a Gold Medal for the AHA sanctioned Prairie Beer Awards.  Congrats Doc!

April 20, 2022

Sinister Intentions

Our Sinister Intentions New England I.P.A. is an ale that is hazy in appearance, bursting with aromas and flavours of luscious stone fruit and tropical fruit forward hoppiness. The taste is juicy, creamy and rich without being sweet. It finishes soft and smooth and lingers dreamily on the palate enticing you to have another sip!

2022, February 14

Infernal Fusion Machine

Herald the release of our 3rd beer, making our offerings look more like a proper product line.  Our Black Ale (stout) is as dark as Dr. P. D. McDastardly's Hat (and much, much tastier).


Phase two

Year two - and more evil plans are being planned - for evil!  That's what we do - evil plans!

2021, November/December

The Exalted Emporium Emerges 

Merch!  It's great, we have it, and you want it!  Our gift shop is set up at 726 Osborne just in time for the gift giving season.

2021, October 22

Diabolically Decadent

Our second signature beer launches!  A North American style Brown Ale that is as hoppy as it is malty - as all evil beers should be!

2021, August, Friday the 13th

Nefarious Plan A

Our first beer launches on this superstitiously sinister yet auspiciously awesome day.
Are you feeling lucky?  We are!!!   This dry hopped yellow ale is hop forward yet smooth clean and easy to drink! 


Starting off

A New Year and a new plan for Evil Brewing arises!  The year of the Virus is waning, the year of the Villain is rising!


The Farce Awakens

A yes, the worst year in recent memory, this is clearly indisputable.  It is the perfect time to launch our evil plans and register the name Dastardly Villain with the local authorities and constabulary.  The new electric powered information dissemination contrivance, known in this future modern age as the world wide web, is a suitable vehicle from which to launch our new global takeover initiative. 

October 21, 2015

The Time Machine - The Future is Back

A new age from which to launch our glorious endeavors.  Arriving in the future age to see that electricity has indeed caught on and powers all kinds of devices from the mundane to the fantastical.  However our Temporal Flux Displacement Apparatus (ie Time Machine) is irrevocably damaged.  This new future holds many opportunities to separate the great unwashed masses from their monetary holdings!

January 1, 1885

Warm Up the Temporal Flux Displacement Apparatus

To the Future, and beyond.  Sensing the gaining traction of the temperance movement, plans are made to travel to a new destination to procure an environment that is not a threat to alcohol production.  Our genius decides it is not "where", but "when" and invents the Temporal Flux Displacement Apparatus.


McDastardly Invents the Worlds Best Beer

Sure there was beer before, and there will be beer again, but for the first time in history, the worlds most delicious beer existed.  If not for the confounded Temperance Libation Liberation Front destroying McDastardly's secret fermentation laboratory, there would have been no need to go into hiding.

June, 1880

Graduate from Evil Doctor School

With a Thesis in Zymurlogical Studies, and a minor in Temporal Quantum Physics, McDastardly is ready for greatness


Dr. P.D. McDastardly is Born

A Legend is Born